psa to my mutuals: if i haven’t reblogged your selfie it’s probably because i didn’t see it and you are more than welcome to be like “hey i posted a selfie wanna reblog it?” because i want you to feel cute and validated and i’m 100% here for making you happy by reblogging your selfie okay
And my personal favorite:
Popcorn guy is my favorite.
okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT
I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.
I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!