you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
Lay across the width of my bed
let your feet hang off the edge just to reinforce your theory that you don’t really fit in anywhere
riding my bike near your house in the dark
I wish i had the courage to pop my tire in a pothole and have an excuse to call you crying and scared